COUNTRY MUSIC FESTIVAL BREIM, NORWAY – SATURDAY,
JULY 17TH:
Got a good 5 hours of sleep and it wasn’t raining when
I woke up. Hard to believe I slept through the night because, as I have
mentioned, there’s only a few minutes of total darkness. I’m on the top
floor of the hotel…something I never allow them to do. I just forgot this
year to tell them to put me on the 2nd floor. Internet works
better on 2nd floor AND I only have to carry the heavy suitcase
up and down one flight so stairs as opposed to two. But, here’s the real
reason….top floor has beautiful “sky lights” above the bed. There is a
shade that pulls down BUT sunlight streams in all 4 sides around the shade.
Not good for sleeping.
I stopped downstairs for a cup of coffee and then hit
the streets for my morning jog. Weather was beautiful but the first 15
minutes of my run was all uphill and we are at a much higher elevation
here. I always forget that until I start the run. Of course, running back
the same way only takes 6 minutes downhill. Regardless, it didn’t rain on
me once and I had a great jog. Had a really quick breakfast and hit the
show – literally! The tub is against the wall which is sloped – very steep
angle. There’s no rails or anything to hold onto so you have to be very
cautious entering the tub. Then I realized, I can’t stand up. The ceiling
is too low for me to stand except in a crouched position. The handheld
shower is mounted at shoulder height which makes it even more of a
challenge. Now, there is a skylight but it’s over the shower head.
Basically, I had to plaster myself against the back wall with my head in the
skylight and use the handheld sprayer as best I could. Talk about a
workout! J
See why I get bored if I stay home for too long? Would
make a great YOUTUBE video. LOL!
Answered some emails and then walked into the little
village. The shops – such as they were – were all open and doing a booming
business. I actually bought the Z’s a couple of things – imagine that?
Stopped by the Coop grocery and got some more water and walked back to hotel
to answer emails. Not really sure why Norway even sells bottled water.
The locals think we’re crazy because their water is so fresh. Guess they
sell it to all the tourists who come through.
Went over to the venue with the crew to load in for
sound check and my promoter from Vinstra was there. We critiqued what was
great and what wasn’t so great with the festival this year and made plans
for next year. Patty and the band arrived an hour later for sound check but
were delayed because there was a problem with the ear monitors. We actually
finished almost an hour late but there wasn’t another band sound checking
immediately, so it wasn’t a problem.
The t-shirt vendor for Vinstra and Seljord also has the
concessions here. As I mentioned, he did not have the contract at Vinstra
this year. You should see this year’s shirt. On the front, there is an
extremely sexy female wearing a little bra top and chaps (both of which
reveal body parts that we would not find acceptable in the U.S.) and under
the photo it says, “Stud Poker”????? The back has Patty Loveless in huge
print and then all the other artists listed. The band absolutely loved it
and of course, Patty was horrified.
I was sitting out back talking to Gunnar and Bjorn and
had an allergy attack. My throat and eyes started itching and I couldn’t
figure out what was going on until I realized they were both smoking. Never
really recovered and was bothered all evening with allergies. Happens every
time I’m around smoke or cats.
We stopped at this beautiful waterfall on the way back
to the hotel. I’ve been there a couple of times and there are great photo
ops there. They had built “steps” up the side of the waterfall so the
salmon could go upstream. But found out that salmon fishing is big money
and didn’t want the village at the top of the waterfall to make all the
money, so they didn’t use those.
Ate dinner as soon as we got back to the hotel since
everyone was starving from not having any lunch. Choices last night were
deer or salmon and tonight was deer or monk fish. I’ve had fish both
nights. J
Was able to work for several hours and then headed over
to the venue for the show. Patty goes on at 11:45 until 1:15. She
actually went on a little early and the audience (and the buyer) loved her
performance. It rained off and on during her show but there was still a
very large crowd. I actually walked all the way to the Front of House Board
and didn’t get groped once. Hmmmm…..maybe I should be offended.
J I
remember when Pam Tillis was here, I had a “walk-by groping”.
She signed autographs and took photos for the people
backstage and we arrived back at the hotel at 2:30 am. We’re not leaving
until 1 pm tomorrow and may be stuck waiting in line for the ferry for up to
3 hours! No way to judge the traffic so will just hope for the best.
Jude
SUNDAY, JULY 18TH – BREIM/SANDANE BACK TO
BERGEN
Guess I’ve gone through this entire weekend without
mentioning that the artist I am on tour with this weekend is Patty
Loveless. J
Got in bed at 3:30 am and set the alarm for 8 am to go
jogging. When I woke up, it was pouring down rain so that wasn’t an
option. Did my “workout” in the room and headed down for breakfast after
my shower. Met Nils and Cor also having breakfast and chatted with them.
Guess most of Patty’s group stayed up all night jamming with the other
musicians. That’s always a fun time for everyone. Sorry I missed it but
“email” called instead.
Was able to answer several emails before it was time
for the bus to arrive. When it did arrive, it wasn’t the luxurious tour bus
that we have had the entire time. It was a big coach but no toilet.
Remember I mentioned that the toilet wasn’t working on the trip up and asked
that it be taken care of before we departed? So, the promoter was kind
enough to tell the bus company to take that bus back and bring over the nice
bus. It was only about 10 minutes from the hotel, so the switch was made.
Only other problem is, the driver speaks and understands very little
English. I have a feeling we’ll be calling our promoter quite a bit to have
him “translate”.
Can’t say enough good things about Patty and her
musicians/crew. All were such a pleasure to work with and I’m sure it will
translate into more offers for her in 2011.
I was right about our driver. He never stopped for
food even though the promoter at the festival gave him specific instructions
to stop a few miles from the venue. We tried to talk to him and he said
something about 20 minutes. Then an hour passed and we had gone by several
gas stations with “cafes” that were open for business and he refused to
stop. I finally had to call our promoter and have him talk to the guy. We
eventually stopped after we had been traveling for 2 hours! Most of the
people got burgers, but I ordered an omelet and pomme frittes (French
fries). I knew that if the omelet sucked, I’d have the pomme frittes as
backup because those are always good over here. When they finally gave me
my order much later than everyone else received theirs, there were no pomme
frittes included. They tried to tell me I didn’t order them and then
offered to make some but since everyone else already had theirs, I opted to
leave without them. Fortunately the omelet was edible and I had a tiny
salad included with it.
We were worried about having to wait for hours to take
the ferry back towards Bergen because all of the festival traffic was
departing as well. We actually ended up waiting only about 30 minutes.
I thought we would arrive at the hotel by around 6 pm
but it was actually 8:30 pm. By the time we got checked in and had dinner,
it was too late to go into Bergen. Everything was closed and we wouldn’t be
able to take the last bus back to the airport.
The hotel is new and nice but the front desk clerk
looked to be about 12 and was totally clueless. She asked me about payment
and I told her everything is billed to the festival. She said that might be
true but she didn’t know anything about it and we would have to talk to
someone tomorrow. I leave really early, so I’ve got to make sure it’s taken
care of before I leave. The rooms are very “artsy” and the bathroom is made
of glass. You can see inside the shower when you’re sitting on the bed.
The one thing that isn’t happening is the internet. When we talked to the
adolescent at the front desk she admitted that other guests had complained
and she didn’t know how to fix it. When I demanded that she call the night
manager and let me talk to him, she said he would be in within the hour and
he knew where the wireless was located and could re-set it.
I made the mistake of ordering steak for dinner because
it seemed like the healthiest thing on the menu. Big mistake. Couldn’t
even cut it with a steak knife. I had asked the waiter if it was good
before ordering and he assured me that it was excellent. We need to bring
him to America for a real steak. Seven out of the 12 of us ordered it and
we all thought it was horrible.
The night clerk finally arrived and I asked him to go
reset the wireless. He said the same thing happened a couple of days ago
and resetting it didn’t help. By that time I was very frustrated and told
him, “Hey, go give it a shot and if it doesn’t work, we’re going to start
calling hotel managers at home or the wireless internet company until
someone can get it working”. Boy, I sure made “points” with him. But, he
shuffled off to reset it and it’s been working much better.
Guess I’ll close this report for tonight and “repack”
everything for the flights home tomorrow. Sure hope the weather is good
from Newark to Nashville because it’s one of those tiny planes again. It’s
been a great 11 days but I am so ready to get home for a week.
Jude
MONDAY, JULY 19TH – GOING HOME!!!!
Got up an hour early so I could try and answer emails
before flying all day. The “pin” number that they gave us didn’t work so
I called the front desk for a new number. The guy who answered said
unfortunately the internet was not working. Honestly, it sounded like
the incompetent who I dealt with last night so I should have insisted that
he give me the new code anyway. Instead I packed up and decided to try my
luck at the airport. When I went down to check out, it was him working
the desk! There was a lady also working, so I chose her. She asked if I
had a good night’s sleep and I told her “no” and why. She was shocked
that the internet was not working. It was obvious she was one of the
managers because the young man turned blushed profusely. She said they
had never had problems with the internet since the hotel opened and looked
at him. I told her that he and the other girl on duty last night said
that the internet problems started occurring several days ago and had not
been repaired. I have a feeling he was in a lot of trouble when I left
and he should have been.
Evidently, Summer is the “slow” period in Norway.
The tourists are there in September through June – when they can ski – and
most locals either close their business altogether and go on “holiday” or
cut back to minimal staff and very short work days. The bar in the hotel
was closed last night because it’s the Summer season. Also, a “taxi” was
double price on Saturday and Sunday! I reminded the hotel manager that
the only reason people stay at their hotel is the convenience of the
airport next door. The hotel was built for the “business” traveler
because tourists stay in downtown Bergen where the sites are located.
Trust me, there is NOTHING at this hotel except for the airport. For
business travelers, it’s imperative that the internet work properly. The
little girl last night told me that they had a small health club on the 6th
floor. Guess what, there are only 5 floors in the hotel!
I checked in for my flights but could not print my
boarding pass from Newark to Nashville. I knew they were not going to let
me go to the gate without one and I did not want to have to go to the
check-in counter and back through security in Newark to secure one.
Figured I would try at the Lounge in Oslo. I checked my bags and had a
coffee and then had to wait about an hour for the gate to be announced.
There was internet but it wasn’t free and wasn’t worthwhile for me to pay
for such a short period of time.
Flight from Bergen left on time. It was rainy and
foggy but not a lot of turbulence. It was only a 30 minute flight.
Landed in Oslo and went straight to the Lounge to work. My flight from
Oslo to Newark was showing a delay of one hour. Fortunately, I have a
long layover. Internet was free in the Lounge and I was able to retrieve
my boarding pass but not print it. I asked the Lounge if I could print it
in there and they refused! I asked if there was somewhere in the airport
where I could pay to print it and was informed it wasn’t possible. So
frustrating.
I was working but also checking the board every few
minutes for updates on the flight departure time. At noon, the board
showed “go to the gate” which is the time we would have to go if it were
on time. It no longer showed the departure time, so I headed down. When
I arrived at the gate, the flight was still delayed until 2:05 pm – one
hour late. I asked why the board said “go to the gate” and was told that
it only meant that the gate was open! At least the agent was very helpful
and took my passport to have my boarding pass printed. She also took my
claim checks and didn’t give them back. She told me to have a seat and
wait for the boarding pass. I asked for my claim checks back and she said
they needed them to print the boarding pass. Only took a few minutes and
my name was called to pick up the boarding pass. She didn’t give me my
claim checks back. But, this time I remembered to ask for them.
I’m exhausted already and ready to go home for a few
days. Much easier dealing with “American” ineptness than in a foreign
country. LOL.
We boarded for a one hour late departure and I had a
pleasant surprise. The inside of the aircraft was one of the newly
reconfigured ones. A lot like first class on United, each seat lies
completely flat. And, even nicer, no one sat beside me on the flight.
The flight attendants were nice and the meal was really good – pasta
again. J
I watched a Nicholas Sparks movie that was based on the book I had read a
few weeks ago. Don’t usually like to do that but there really weren’t any
other movie options. It was not nearly as good as the book. Slept for
about 2 hours and then read until we landed.
Everything was going much too smoothly….landed an
hour late but I had time to make my connection. Both bags arrived and I
got them rechecked and took the shuttle to the other terminal for the tiny
little jet to Nashville. We boarded at 5:30 pm for a 6:00 pm departure.
NOT. Weather moved into the area and we were told to get off the plane
and wait in the gate area because there was no air conditioner on the
plane. It’s now 7 pm and we are still sitting here. Bummer!!!!
The “weather” was in the surrounding areas, so no
planes were coming in or taking off for several hours. We were finally
rushed on board after 10:30 pm. One of the gate agents stopped me as I
was walking on and thanked me. He said I was the only one who was just
sitting quietly and not complaining. LOL. Certainly not like me. I
just realized that complaining and questioning other flights would not
change anything because nothing was flying. When we got on board, the
pilot notified us that we were number 32 in line. They were taking on
extra fuel and hoping that their “crew rest” regulation didn’t kick in
before we could take off.
I arrived back in Nashville after midnight….very,
very tired but happy to be home….for a week.
L